The Wedding Crasher App

A new app has been created to help people crash weddings by compiling data from public wedding listings and delivering it right to your phone.  You can also earn “points” for achieving tasks, including sleeping with guests.

I’m going to learn how to program, create a counter-app that scans phones for the presence of this app, and send the information to the biggest, meanest, surliest invited guests at the party.

Also, has anyone noticed that Owen Wilson’s character in that movie is a glorified stalker?