Now You’re Living With Portals

I lived in Chicago my entire life, and while I like it enough, it’s too damn cold in the winter. I have long wanted to move out to California, which has a much warmer climate, but I am torn between Los Angeles and San Francisco. But then I’ll see something about New York City and think of how cool it’d be to live there, even though it gets pretty cold there as well.
Solution: Portal House. I need an engineer to design Portal doorways and a contractor to build 1 room of a house in multiple cities. Then I’ll connect the doorways via a Portal network, and voila! My “where do I live” problem is solved, because I’ll live in multiple cities at once! Get on this, engineers!